My MMO Blog

I’ve been enjoying several other bloggers taking the time to do this, so I thought I’d throw some rather odd search terms used to bring people to the site. I can’t be sure exactly what a great number of these people are looking for, but I’ll give it a shot anyway.

First, let’s start with some visit depth statistics based on search words.

• 37 people arrived here when searching for “rabbits” I assume they ended up here but I can’t be certain because I am actually listed several times under that search.
• 4 people arrived here when searching for “rf online wine” I’m not sure what they wanted. Did they misspell the word “whine”? Who’s to say, but my only thoughts on RF Online are posted here. A quick hint, don’t bother with the game.
• MORE THAN ONE person ended up here after searching for “http://www.gamingmmo.com”. Folks, I don’t mean to be rude, but at some point it is easier to just type it into your address bar rather than do a search for it.

Okay, enough with the numbers, let’s just move on to some normal, everyday, ridiculous search strings.

• wow stats kills the most players - One could assume you wanted to know about the player who has the most PvP kills in World of Warcraft, but with that kind of shoddy searching you’ll never find an answer. Try to write something comprehensible. Unless of course you were suggesting that WoW stats actually kill people, in which case I would disagree, but WoW itself does kill people…seriously, search it.
• turtle sex - Oh the many “Turtles do it…” jokes I could make here. I’ll refrain though, this is a kid friendly blog, assuming, you know, you’re kids are adults.
• i hate mmo’s - And you have to search this to find other people like you? I’m confused? I hate relish, but I don’t go searching for it on Google.
• wow cancer aldor - Scryer loving bastard.
• shirts outfitters adventure darkest - Random. Search. String. Anyone?
• mmocruch - Though some annoying bitches would yell at me over a typo, it looks like I get the last laugh because people searching make typos too.
• tabula rasa pets wont attack - Hint: They are non-combat pets.
• im running tabula rasa on vista - I’m running it on XP, do you want a freaking cookie or something?
• why won’t you talk to me? - I’m going to go ahead and guess it is because you are a little creepy.

I’ll stop there for now. I’ve purposely omitted a great number of some of the more disturbing search terms, for fear that my site gets higher in those rankings than it already is.

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